This is so good; I laughed so hard. The fly munching! Lance watching Justin in the bathroom! And Lance hopping in Justin's glass because of his drunken frog mind getting stupid thoughts -- priceless.

the other three members of the pop phenomenon NSyc

I swear, the yoghurt I was eating almost came back out.

Just a small thing, though. You have Chris and Joey wrestling over the bottle (and Joey watching volleyball, apparently at the same time ;) ), and later Chris and JC.