I laughed my ass off all through this. Especially this:

"Pansy means 'thought' in French, you know."

"Merde means shit."

"Uh huh."

I don't know why. It's just so them, in a story filled with them. I love how kooky and off-kilter they are, and Justin and Lance and Joey are really well done, too. Thanks for this!

I couldn't get the internal links from section to section to work, though. :)