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For some hellish reason the cat couldn't settle down last night and instead spent several hours howling directly into my face and chewing on my ears. Now she's fast asleep on my bed, curled up into a smug little ball. If I were a petty sort of person I might be thinking about huffing some air into a paper bag and then popping it in her immediate vicinity, but I'm not that sort of person. I'm pretty sure I'm not that sort of person.

The dog is napping too, and it's all very sad because I have two tons of work to get through and no motivation whatsofreakinever.

I think maybe I'll go wake myself up by looking at pictures of pretty sparkling boys. The work can wait another five (twenty-five) minutes.



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A couple of questions . . .

Still wrestlying with the damned story, and now I'm getting hung up on fiddly details which any sane person would just ignore or work around, but no. Does anyone know the answers to the following:

1. JC and Chris both have houses in Orlando, right? How far apart are they? I'm not looking for a precise linear measurement, just, you know, are they in the same neighbourhood, half an hour's drive away, at opposite ends of the city?

2. When did JC's club tour start last year?

And yes, I'm a bad, bad fan for not knowing these things.

ETA: "Wrestlying" is a word. No, really.