will someone please pass me a paper bag?

[solafiamma]

A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing has happened. It turns out that the sesa idea I had is not going to work, which would have been fine, because I am ever so clever and had not one but two (!!) extra ideas up my sleeve just in case, only it turns out that I am way less clever than I give myself credit for, because neither of these ideas is going to work either, and now I am in a blind state of panic and all I can come up with are story ideas that have already been written a bazillion and sixty-four times already, and man oh man, I'm so freaked out I'm hyperventilating and I can't even remember how to end a sentence.

It's okay. I know I can do this. I just need to remember how to breathe again.

Oh, fuckety fuck.