I am alive! But I was. No, really. See, there was this cool ring which I rilly rilly rilly wanted, so I rescued it from the flames as Mordor burned to a wee little crisp, only it did weird things to me, and I was all wraith-like and DEAD for thousands and thousands of years, but, um. I'm all over that now, thanks for asking.
What? That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
So, what does a hibernatey person do when she's finished hibernating? Answer email? Post in lj? No, she freaks the hell out at how impossibly out of touch she is and decides to edit a couple of old lj posts. I'm so lame, someone should beat me about the head with my crutches. My metaphorical lame-person crutches.
Or maybe if someone would cut that ring off my finger, I'd go back to normal.
Dude, don't tell me I owe you a gazillion emails or I'll wander off into the mists of Middle Earth for another thousand years. I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE OMG SEND IN THE HOBBITS!!!
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What? That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
So, what does a hibernatey person do when she's finished hibernating? Answer email? Post in lj? No, she freaks the hell out at how impossibly out of touch she is and decides to edit a couple of old lj posts. I'm so lame, someone should beat me about the head with my crutches. My metaphorical lame-person crutches.
Or maybe if someone would cut that ring off my finger, I'd go back to normal.
Dude, don't tell me I owe you a gazillion emails or I'll wander off into the mists of Middle Earth for another thousand years. I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE OMG SEND IN THE HOBBITS!!!