I know, right? Totally not my style. I think my brain was momentarily possessed by the ghost of popslash grim. Or something. And I don't blame you AT ALL for not wanting to read the sucker again. When I came across it the other day as I was tidying up my files, I could only read a couple of paragraphs and then I was all "well, enough of that. Next!" I too am a happy ending junkie (at least in popslash).