But, but, but -- I can't believe they didn't know. And, besides, didn't Chris kind of intimate that he did know? Didn't his story kind of contradict Lance's? Because, dude, I think they knew, and I think that's why JC wore his rainbox t-shirt, why none of them would say whether anyone in the band was gay or not, why they were all essentially so gay friendly. I know that Lance said he hadn't told them and that they might have KNOWN without actually being TOLD, but don't you think that's just his way of protecting them from the same stupid speculation that's been going on about him?

Go you, yes, with the half page! It doesn't HAVE to be sad, does it? I mean, I have nothing against the sad except in the way that it isn't happy, but I'll read it. I just mean, there must be a way around the canon. There MUST.

And yes. I'm not sure what yet, though, so I'd best get cracking with the thinky-pondery brain contortions involved in coming up with an actual IDEA.