solafiamma | (no subject)

I keep opening the update page and staring at the blank update box until the white space hurts my eyes. Nothin'. Wordless in Gaza. I don't think I've had a lobotomy since my last post. I'd know, right?

I think it's probably all

silveryscrape's fault. Poking around the fl, trying to catch up on everything I've missed, I came across her post on the apostrophe and whether or not to use that icky old second "s", and it's shorted out my brain.

Because, dude, to my eyes that second "s" is an aesthetic abomination. The oh-so-very-sad thing about it, though, is that after spending a couple of obsessive hours checking two billion and five grammar and punctuation references, I am forced to conclude that the overwhelming weight of grammatical opinion seems to be on Mary's side, even if some grammarians concede rather grudgingly (in that tone of, "No, of course you don't have to take off your shoes, I've just shampooed the carpets but I can always do them again) that it isn't necessarily incorrect to omit the second "s".

I want very badly to not give a shit one way or the other, to just opt for the more popular usage and move on with whatever I’m writing (which at the moment would be nothing at all, unless you count this), but I do care. That horrid "s's" drives me wiggy! I hate it!! (Almost as much as I hate double exclamation marks, but I'm using them anyway because this is one of those moments of great turmoil that actually requires a double exclamation.)

Anyway, this is really just a long-winded preamble to my giving in, not very graciously at all, to the inevitability of the double "s" (and thanking my lucky stars that I've only written six stories, which will make the the clean up that much easier).

Sob.