I thought you'd guess! Was it the "fuckier fuckhead" that gave me away? (If it had been Pen, those typos wouldn't have been there. Sigh. If I'd finished it in time, as in not several hours after it was due, I would have had time to ask for more beta help, too, but that's another story.)

I am so noble in the non-aunt-squishing, I can't tell you how proud I am of myself. Or, well, obviously I CAN, because I just DID, but you get my drift. I am awe-inspiring in my restraint.

*squishes you back*